As an expert in the field of Extreme Procrastination, I have spent countless hours perfecting the art of doing nothing.
My friends say I'm lazy, but they just don't understand: I'm not lazy, I'm simply conserving energy for more important things... like cat videos.
But did you know that cat videos are not just entertaining - they're also scientifically proven to increase productivity by 300%!
Or at least, that's what I tell myself when I'm binge-watching for 12 hours straight.
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Or, if you're feeling generous, donate to my cat fund and help me continue my research!