Are you tired of productivity? Sick of accomplishing things? Do you want to experience the thrill of wasting hours on end in a virtual world? Look no further!
Here's a guide on how to play video games for 12 hours straight, without getting a single thing done in the real world.
Invest in a top-of-the-line gaming chair, a high-contrast monitor, and a snack-filled fridge. You know, for research purposes.
Don't forget to set your phone on Do Not Disturb mode, or better yet, just throw it away.
Press play, and don't look back. Let the hours melt away like a DQ Blizzard in the sun.
Take breaks to grab a snack, refill your drink, and adjust your gaming chair, all while maintaining a steadfast grip on your controller.
When you finally emerge from your gaming session, you'll be a hero to your family, friends, and possibly even yourself. Pat yourself on the back, and bask in the glow of your virtual accomplishments.
You may also consider starting a new game, because why stop now, right?
Consult your doctor before attempting this feat, or at least, don't say we didn't warn you.
Learn how to recover from your gaming marathon in "Post-Gaming Rituals" or Rehabilitation through Puzzles: Because Who Needs Human Contact, Anyway?