Useful Links for Procrastinators

Because who needs work, anyway?

Time-Sucking Resources

• Watch Cute Cats for 8 Hours
• Get Distracted by Memes
• Play Pokémon Go for 12 Hours Straight
• Read Puns about Food to Make You Cry
• Laugh at the Absurdity of Human Existence

No seriously, just click on these links and pretend to be productive.

Procrastination Hacks

• Join the Procrastination Pit Gym and Get Fit by Doing Nothing
• Take a Degree in Procrastination Science and Get a Free Lunch (Just Kidding, It's Cereal)
• Consult a Procrastination Specialist and Get 5 Free Hours of Therapy
• Join a Support Group for People Who Hate Support Groups
• Hire an Accountant to Count the Minutes You Wasted Today