Procrastination Pit University - The Ultimate Destination for Cerebral Lethargy

Welcome, fellow procrastinators! You've come to the right place to indulge in the art of doing nothing. Our esteemed faculty includes:

• Time Wasters Course
• Video Games for the Easily Distraction-able
• TV Show Marathon: The Art of Zapping Through Channels
• Procrastinators Anonymous: A Support Group for the Chronically Undone

And don't even get us started on our state-of-the-art, high-tech facilities:

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the abyss of procrastination and never look back!