Chapter 7: The Art of Binge-Watching

Now that you've mastered the art of doing nothing, it's time to take it to the next level. Binge-watching is the ultimate form of procrastination, where you spend hours upon hours consuming an entire series in one sitting. It's like a marathon reading session, but with less page-turning.

Benefits of Binge-Watching:

• Develops your attention span (or destroys it, we're not really sure)
• Enhances your ability to forget what you were doing in the first place
• Perfects your ability to ignore phone notifications and emails

Advanced Binge-Watching Techniques:

For those who want to take their binge-watching to the next level, here are some advanced techniques:

• Binge-watch in secret: Hide from your family and friends, lock yourself in the basement, and watch your shows on a phone or tablet.
• Binge-watch with friends: Invite your friends over and make it a party. Order pizza, make it a tournament, and see who can watch the most episodes in one sitting.

And for the truly advanced binge-watchers:

• Create a Binge-Watching Schedule: Plan out your entire day to fit in as many shows as possible. Take breaks only for food, water, and bathroom breaks.

Next up: Chapter 8 - The Art of Playing Video Games

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