Extreme Poker Procrastination Techniques

Because Folding is Not an Option

Are you tired of actually playing poker? Do you find the thrill of the game too exhilarating, too intense? Do you just want to pretend you're a poker pro while secretly binge-watching Netflix?

Look no further! Here are some extreme procrastination techniques to help you avoid actually playing poker:

1. The Classic "I've got a meeting" Excuse

Learn how to craft the perfect meeting excuse

2. The "My cat needs attention" Distraction

Discover how to guilt trip your way out of poker with your feline friend's needs

3. The "I've got a sudden case of Poker Fatigue Syndrome" (PFS)

Find out more about this highly contagious, completely-not-made-up condition

4. The "My poker app is updating" Wait-and-See Technique

Learn how to use the latest poker app updates as an excuse to delay your game