Procrastination Techniques: Gaming Edition
Welcome to the art of escaping reality, one pixel at a time.
Are you tired of doing your laundry, paying bills, or attending family gatherings? Look no further! Our expert procrastinators have compiled a list of the most effective ways to waste your time in the comfort of your own home:
1. Play video games for 12 hours straight
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2. Browse memes for hours on endProcrastination Techniques: Gaming Edition - Video Games
Top 5 Video Games for Maximum Procrastination
- 1. Flappy Bird - A game that will make you question the meaning of life and wonder why you're still playing it.
- 2. Cat Meme - Because who needs human interaction when you can stare at cute cat pictures all day?
- 3. Agar.io - A game of survival where the only thing more deadly than the AI is your own boredom.
- 4. Among Us - A game where you'll question whether you're a traitor or not, just like in real life.
- 5. Slither.io - A game where you'll realize that snakes are actually the superior species.
Remember, our procrastination techniques are not responsible for any lost hours, relationships, or sanity. Use them at your own risk!