Reading is the ultimate procrastination technique. It's like, you know, you're not really doing anything productive, but at least you're learning something new, right?
Browsing Social Media: Because who needs a brain, really?
Play Video Games: For the thrill of virtual accomplishment, minus the actual accomplishment.
And, of course, the classic: Watching Cat Videos: For the pure, unadulterated joy of it all.
We're not saying you're lazy, we're just saying you're... creatively allocating your time.