The 10-Minute Loop: The Ultimate Procrastination Technique

Warning: the 10-minute loop is not for the faint of heart. Are you prepared to spend an eternity stuck in a time-warping vortex of productivity avoidance?

This ancient technique has been lost to the sands of time, hidden away by those who sought to unlock its secrets. Or maybe it was just a Google search history.

Step 1: Open a browser tab for every possible distraction

You start by opening an impressive array of browser tabs. The more tabs the better! Each one a window into a world of endless possibilities:

• Tab 1: Doodle-recognitions - a never-ending stream of questionable art
• Tab 2: Random Video Loop - because who needs human interaction?
• Tab 3: Troll Feed - the never-ending cycle of outrage and disappointment
• Tab 4: AskMenToAskMen - the thrill of asking the internet for help
• Tab 5: Random Rant - because who needs coherent thoughts?

Step 2: Cycle through tabs at an alarming rate

You rapidly switch between tabs, each one a tantalizing promise of entertainment, each one a crushing disappointment. Your heart races as you try to keep up.

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Step 3: Repeat, repeat, repeat

And then, just as you're hitting a rhythm, you realize you've forgotten what you're even doing here. Repeat step 1. Start anew.

Step 4: Add a dash of self-doubt

As you spin through the loop, a nagging voice whispers in your ear: "Is this really the best use of your time?" "Will you ever finish that thing?" "Shouldn't you be doing something more productive?"

Don't worry, it's just your brain trying to sabotage you. Ignore it and press on.

Step 5: Congratulations! You've entered the 10-Minute Loop!