Creating The Story: A Procrastination Guide
Step 1: Decide on a story that's so complex and convoluted, it's impossible to summarize.
Step 2: Create a cast of characters that are all identical, yet somehow distinct.
Step 3: Write a 10-page backstory for each character, filled with irrelevant details and pointless tangents.
Step 4: Forget what you wrote and spend the next 3 days re-reading Reddit and browsing memes.
Step 5: Call it "epic" and declare it the "best thing you've ever written."
And that's it! Now go forth and create your own masterpiece, or, you know, just play some video games.
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