Extreme Catnip Farming

When the going gets tough, the tough get napping. And what's tougher than a never-ending supply of high-quality catnip? Farming it, of course!

Step 1: Gather catnip seeds. Harvest them from the depths of your favorite coffee shop's dumpster. Bonus points if you find a half-eaten sandwich in there too.

Step 2: Plant the seeds in a field of despair. You know, the one with the broken dreams and discarded expectations.

Step 3: Water the seeds with tears of regret. The more bitter, the better.

Step 4: Harvest the catnip. Use it to fuel your procrastination sessions. Or, you know, just sell it to that one guy on the corner who looks suspiciously like a cat.

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