ButterFly Effect: The Procrastination Theory

The ButterFly Effect: A Procrastination Theory states that any action or decision, no matter how small, can have a ripple effect that leads to catastrophic consequences.

For example, if you decide not to do the dishes, it may cause a ripple in the universe, leading to a chain reaction that results in a global catastrophe.

The Theory of Procrastination Case Studies Procrastination Is My Superpower

But wait, there's more! Our research team has discovered that the ButterFly Effect is not limited to procrastination alone. It can also be triggered by:

- Eating a whole pizza by yourself

- Not flossing

- Watching cat videos all day

Other Procrastination Triggers 
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		*   0.5  Procrastinate for 1-5 minutes
		1.0  Procrastinate for 5-10 minutes
		1.5  Procrastinate for 10-15 minutes
		2.0  Procrastinate for 15-30 minutes

		Note: The above values are arbitrary and subject to change.

Disclaimer: The ButterFly Effect is not responsible for any damage caused by procrastination. Or is it?

The Theory of Procrastination

The Theory of Procrastination states that the act of procrastination itself creates a self-sustaining feedback loop, where one's ability to procrastinate is directly proportional to one's willingness to procrastinate.

Case Studies

Case Study 1: The Lost Socks

John, a college student, was tasked with completing a paper. However, he became distracted by a stray sock in his drawer and spent the entire day folding it into a perfect origami swan.

Case Study 2: The Endless Browsing

Mary, a software engineer, was given a tight deadline to complete a project. However, she spent the entire day browsing memes on Reddit and forgot what she was doing.