The Sisyphean Theory

Named after the ancient Greek myth of Sisyphus, who was cursed to roll a heavy boulder up a hill only for it to roll back down, never reaching his destination, this theory states that the act of repeatedly starting and restarting is an essential part of life.

The Tantalizing Tortoise Effect

According to this theory, the more you delay, the longer you will eventually arrive.

But don't be discouraged! For it's not the destination that matters, but the journey... of procrastination.

The Procrastinator's Paradox

A paradox that states that the more you procrastinate, the more you will eventually have to procrastinate.

The Futility of Effort

A theory that questions the point of effort, suggesting that even the smallest task may be too much for you to handle.

The Sisyphean Society

A secret organization dedicated to the study and application of this timeless theory.