Time Dilation Procrastination: The Art of Getting Nothing Done in Record Time!

According to the latest research, time dilation is not just a phenomenon, but a lifestyle. It's a state of being so caught up in the intricacies of doing nothing that time itself becomes irrelevant. Our team of leading procrastination experts has cracked the code, and we're here to share their findings with you.

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Recent Studies:

Time Dilation Procrastination in the Modern Age: A Case Study

The Impact of Procrastination on Productivity (or Lack Thereof)

Our Team:

Meet our team of leading procrastination experts:

Dr. Bob "The Procrastination Pro" Jenkins

Dr. Sally "The Queen of Delay" Johnson

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