The ancient Greeks were onto something when they said that the key to success was a good excuse. But what if you're not just looking for a reason to get out of doing the dishes, but actually to change the course of history? Welcome to Time Traveling, the ultimate guide to procrastination through temporal displacement.
Explore the Paradoxes of Procrastination to learn more about the mind-bending implications of delaying the inevitable.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Chrono-Hacks for tips on how to use time travel to avoid actual work.
And for the really, really lazy, we have Temporal Teleportation, where we'll beam you directly to a parallel universe where your to-do list doesn't exist.