Are you tired of getting things done? Do you find yourself wondering why you even bother with productivity? Well, wonder no more! Our expert procrastinators have compiled the ultimate guide to doing the bare minimum.
Tip 1: Make a To-Don't List
Write down all the things you don't want to do, and then spend all day thinking about how much fun you could be having doing them.
Buy a few video games to distract yourself withTip 2: Find a better excuse
Take the classic "I'm just taking a short break" to a whole new level. Declare yourself a victim of "Sudden-Onset Productivity Syndrome" or "The Curse of the Unending Coffee Break."
Practice your guitar playing skills while claiming "it's research" Learn to play the guitar, but only for 10 minutesTip 3: Set impossible goals
Challenge yourself with tasks that are clearly impossible to complete, like "I will eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting" or "I will watch an entire season of TV in one day."
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