Creating The Perfect Playlist

Step 1: Find something, anything, to put off until later.

Step 2: Stare blankly atประก screen for 2 hours.

Step 3: Realize you have 47 tabs open and start closing them all.

Substep 3A: Close tabs 1-20, but save tabs 21-47 for 'later'

Step 4: Discover you have 17 hours to do absolutely nothing.

Step 5: Use those 17 hours to create the perfect playlist.

Featuring only the best songs:

1. The entirety of 'The Legend of Zelda_goals' soundtrack
2. Every episode of 'Parks and Recreation' on loop
3. Every song from 'The 1975's 'A Brief Inquiry into the Meaning of Life'
4. The entirety of 'The Office UK's' Christmas special
5. A remix of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' theme song with a 10 hour loop of 'Hakuna Matata's' 'Can you keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up'
6. And, of course, the 'Dance of the 90's

Trust us, it's going to be a real game-changer

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