Procrastinators Anonymous FAQ
Q: What is Procrastinators Anonymous?
A: We're a support group for people who can't stop watching cat videos, browsing memes, and playing video games.
Q: What kind of support do you offer?
A: We offer the support of our community, a judgment-free zone where you can be yourself, even if that yourself is a slob on the couch with a bag of Cheetos.
Q: What are the benefits of joining Procrastinators Anonymous?
A: You'll get to join a community of like-minded individuals who will understand you when you say, "Just five more minutes, I'm just on this one more level."
Q: What kind of benefits do you mean?
A: Benefits like being able to tell yourself you're working, while actually playing video games, or that your Netflix show is "research" for "work-related" purposes.
Q: Is Procrastinators Anonymous a cult?
A: No, we're not a cult. We're just a bunch of losers who can't get anything done.
Meet our leaders, who are also losers.