Strategy 3: Distraction by Proxy

In a world where the line between work and play becomes increasingly blurred, Strategy 3: Distraction by Proxy is the ultimate defense against productivity. By outsourcing tasks to others, you're not only offloading your workload but also gaining valuable skills in delegation and micromanaging.

Key features of this strategy include:

• Delegating tasks to your pets, family members, or colleagues. Who needs accountability when you have a cat demanding attention?
• Using automation tools to perform mundane tasks, like setting reminders or ordering pizza.
• Hiring a virtual assistant (or a real one, but let's be real, who needs a social life?) to do the actual work for you.

By implementing Strategy 3, you'll not only free up time for more important things, like binge-watching cat videos, but also develop essential skills in people management, conflict resolution, and justifying the expense to your spouse.

Want to learn more? Explore our other strategies:

• Back to Strategy 1: The Classic Procrastinato
• Or, for the more adventurous, Strategy 2: The Art of Multitasking
• And for the truly inspired, Strategy 4: The Procrastination-by-Proxy-Plus-Plus-Plus-Method