Welcome to Procrastinators Anonymous, where you can finally admit to your crippling lack of productivity and find comfort in the company of others who are equally unproductive.
We've got meetings, support groups, and therapy sessions for all your procrastination needs. Our expert staff of professional couch warmers will help you navigate the depths of your own laziness and guide you towards becoming a moderately productive member of society.
Meet our fearless leader, Bob, a man who's been on the couch for 12 years and counting.
Learn more about our team of expert procrastinators.
Don't have time to fill out the contact form? No problem! Just send us an email with your deepest fears and we'll get back to you when we feel like it.
Attend our Procrastination Concert and rock out with fellow procrastinators.Please note that Procrastinators Anonymous is not responsible for any lost productivity or missed deadlines. We're just here to provide a comfy couch to wallow in.