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Procrastinators Anonymous: Where the concept of time is but a distant memory.

We're a community of experts in the art of doing nothing.

Our members are highly trained in the art of finding creative excuses for everything.

Meet Our Leadership Team Our Mission Statement

Send us a message, and we'll get back to you... eventually. Probably when it's really quiet.

We promise not to get back to you, but we can't promise that.

Or that we'll actually read your email. Or that we'll do anything productive. Ever.