For when your regular crystal ball isn't giving you the answers you want to hear.
This is the sequel to the original Prognosticating-Tool, with even more improvements and features!
Prognosticate your future with our patented, totally-not-patented, possibly-functional algorithms!
Prognosticating-Tool-3: The Next Generation, with even more questions and even more answers!
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Prognosticating-Tool-3-Beta and see what happens!
(Disclaimer: We're not actually responsible for any bad decisions made while using this tool. Use at your own risk.
(Note: Prognosticating-Tool-2 is best used with a specialized crystal ball and a compatible coffee mug.)
Or, if all else fails, try Prognosticating-Tool-3-Phone, our mobile app for the over-the-air.
(Or, you know, just make something up and disclaim responsibility.)
Prognosticate away!