Are you tired of being seen as an individual with thoughts and feelings? Do you want to surrender your sense of self to the whims of others? Look no further! This book will guide you through the process of becoming a doormat, the ultimate state of being a subservient, sycophantic yes-person.
As a doormat, you'll be free to live your life as an unencumbered, unthinking drone. No more worrying about being right or wrong, just go with the flow and say "yes" to everything. It's the ultimate freedom!
But wait, there's more! As a doormat, you'll also gain the respect and admiration of those around you. They'll be amazed by your ability to swallow your words and opinions whole, like a good little puppy.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of doormatry and start living the life you were meant to live: a life of servitude, subservience, and utter lack of personal autonomy.
Want to learn more? Read on to Chapter 1: The Doormat Mindset