What is Prognosticating?
Prognosticating is the art of reading fortunes cookies and determining the exact meaning of their ambiguous, yet profound statements.
It's like being a mystic, but with more coffee
How does it work?
You see, it's quite simple really. You take a fortune, you read it, and then you interpret it in a way that's both deep and ridiculous.
For example:
A fortune that says "A new opportunity is knocking" might mean that you should get up from the couch and grab another cookie from the kitchen.
A fortune that says "Beware of the Ides of March" might mean that you should wear a scarf on your head during the Ides of March, because you're a fashionista
Or, you know, it could mean that the Romans were just really good at math