The Philosophy of Prognosticating

Prognosticating: The Art of Anticipating the Inevitable

In the grand tradition of existential dread, Prognosticating is the practice of preparing for the worst-case scenario. It's like a hobby for the chronically anxious, but with a hint of style and sophistication.

Key Principles of Prognosticating

• 1. Assume the apocalypse is imminent
• 2. Stock up on canned goods and emergency contact lenses
• 3. Develop a comprehensive disaster preparedness plan (including but not limited to: bug-out bags, safe houses, and a reliable supply of cat food)
• 4. Cultivate a sense of humor (dark, gallows humor, preferably)
• 5. Practice your 'what if' scenarios with a friend or family member (preferably one with a strong stomach)

For further study, see:

• Prognosticating for Dummies: The Philosophy of Preparing (A comprehensive guide for the novice prognosticator)
• Prognosticating for Dummies: The Science of Stockpiling (The art of hoarding supplies for the apocalypse)

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