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Today's Featured Post: "The Prognosticating Guide to Not Being a Doormat"

Are you tired of being walked all over? Do you find yourself constantly being the "yes" to everyone else's "yes, I'll have a cookie?" Do you yearn for the freedom to say no without being a jerk? Well, you're in luck! Our latest guide on Prognosticating for Dummies will teach you the art of being a master of the universe, rather than its servant.

Learn how to predict the future, manipulate your past, and control your present in this hilarious and enlightening guide.

Read Chapter 1: The Foundations of Future Feudalism

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Chapter 2: Advanced Future Feudal Techniques

Epilogue: The Future Feudal Revolution

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