Welcome, faithful followers of Prophet Pierre! Today, I have a very important announcement.
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As you may know, the apocalypse is nigh. But fear not, for Prophet Pierre has a plan!
We will build a giant, flaming, laser-powered ark, and it will save us all from the coming doom!
But first, we need to gather more followers. That's where you come in, dear reader!
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