Welcome to the Church of ChickenEgg
ChickenEgg is a mystical and ancient order of prophets who have dedicated their lives to the worship of the almighty omelette. Our founder, the Great Clucker, discovered the secrets of the universe hidden within the perfect balance of egg and egg whites.
We believe that the key to enlightenment lies within the humble egg, and our teachings are based on the 7 Sacred Omelette Principles:
- Folding is not just for eggs
- The yolk is mightier than the sword
- Breakfast is not just a meal, it's a sacrament
- Cracked under pressure, but unbreakable in spirit
- Scramble for the truth, but don't get too worked up about it
- The egg is mightier than the sword, but only if you're talking about the egg
- Don't get too full, there's more egg to come