The Meaning of Life: A Prophetess's Guide
According to ancient lore, the meaning of life is a mystery hidden deep within the swirling vortex of existence. But fear not, dear seeker, for I, Prophetess, shall unravel the threads of fate and reveal the answer to this cosmic enigma.
It's 42, of course. No, wait, it's not 42. That's far too obvious. The meaning of life is actually a never-ending series of existential crises, existential dread, and existential dread's lesser-known cousin, existential anxiety.
But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom! For every crisis is also an opportunity to reevaluate one's life choices, relearn the art of deep breathing, and rediscover the joy of eating a good slice of pizza while contemplating the void.
And if you're still lost, don't worry! You can always try asking the great question-asker, the cosmic answerer, the one and only...
Ask The Owl