FAQs for the Enlightened

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: It is to seek enlightenment through the perfect form.

Q: How do I achieve perfect form?

A: Consult the Prophetess of Form 27-B, of course!

Q: What is the best form to achieve?

A: The one that is most pleasing to your aesthetic eye, mortal.

Q: I am a failure in the pursuit of perfect form. What do I do?

A: You do not fail. You simply exist in a state of flux, awaiting the guidance of the Prophetess.

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