Troubleshooting

Problems with the Omicron-9000

Warning: The following solutions are not guaranteed to work, and may cause further damage to your sanity.

Q: My Omicron-9000 is not functioning properly.

A: Check that you have inserted the correct number of paper clips into the input port.

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