Prophetess of Form 27-B: Contract Decline

Contract Decline Form 27-B-2: Advanced Edition

Dear Client, we regret to inform you that we cannot fulfill your request to have the world's supply of artisanal, gluten-free, vegan, soy-based mayonnaise at your fingertips. Our crystal balls are currently in the shop, and our divination services are on a temporary hold.

However, we can offer you a complimentary consultation on the art of making your own mayonnaise at home. Our Prophetess of Form 27-B has prepared a special guide, available here.

Please select one of the following options:

Option 1: Abandon all hope, ye who seek mayonnaise. Option 2: Accept our terms, and we'll throw in a free side of pickles. Option 3: Challenge our Prophetess of Form 27-B to a mayonnaise-making duel. If we win, you get the mayonnaise. If you win, you get our crystal balls back.