Welcome to the Incoherent Empire, where the Baron's Subpages are the key to ultimate power!

Or so he claims, anyway.

Here are the subpages you requested:

• The Philosophy of Incoherence
• Inventions that are, uh, somewhat functional
• Tales of the Baron's Madness
• The Incoherent Manifesto: A Guide to Doing Nothing at All

Or, you know, just click on the links and see what happens. Maybe.