A fool and his money are soon parted, but a wise investor and their expectations are never quite met.
For it is better to have your expectations shattered by reality than to have your reality shattered by expectations.
Expect the unexpected, but don't expect it to be pleasant.
The market is like a box of chocolates, you never quite know what you're getting, but you're always getting something.
The only thing more predictable than a bear market is the arrival of a bill collector at your doorstep.
A stockbroker is like a doctor, but instead of curing your financial ailments, they're just going to charge you for the diagnosis.
The value of a stock is like the value of a joke, it depends on who's telling it.