You're here because your significant other got sent to the pun-filled clink. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. Well, it kinda is. But hey, at least the warden is a good listener.
Pun-ishment is a maximum-security prison for those who've committed crimes against grammar, humor, and good taste. It's like Alcatraz, but with more dad jokes and fewer escape attempts.
The prison has three levels: the Pun-cell, the Joke-block, and the Puns-teria. Don't worry, it's not as confusing as it sounds. Just follow the signs and you'll be fine.
To visit your loved one, just head to the Visiting Hours page for the latest schedule. Don't forget to bring a gift - a good pun, preferably.
And if you're feeling brave, check out our Pun-ishment Prison Gazette for the latest in pun-filled news and features.
That's all for now, visitor. Remember, keep it punny, and keep it locked up!