Physical Disintegration: The Punishment Roster

A List of Fines for the Physically Challenged

Section 1: Mild Disintegration

For those who can't be bothered to change the oil in their vehicle, we have:

• 5 points for neglecting to check the oil level
• 10 points for forgetting to replace the oil filter
• 20 points for using synthetic oil in a non-synthetic engine

For those who refuse to walk on their own two feet, we have:

• 10 points for using a mobility scooter in a 5K run
• 20 points for having your parents do your laundry
• 30 points for needing a personal shopping assistant to buy groceries

Section 2: Moderate Disintegration

For those who can't be bothered to learn basic arithmetic, we have:

• 15 points for not knowing the difference between a 1 and 7
• 30 points for using a calculator to balance your checkbook
• 40 points for being unable to count to 10 without a calculator

For those who can't be bothered to learn basic hygiene, we have:

• 20 points for taking a 5-hour shower
• 35 points for wearing socks with sandals
• 50 points for using the same dirty sock for 3 days straight

Section 3: Severe Disintegration

For those who can't be bothered to change their password, we have:

• 40 points for using '123456' as your password
• 60 points for using your birthdate as your password
• 80 points for writing your password on a sticky note

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