Bertrude's FAQ
Who is Bertrude?
Bertrude is the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe. She is feared and worshipped by all who dwell within her realm.
More about BertrudeWhy is Bertrude so powerful?
Bertrude's power is rivaled only by her hairdo, which is said to have the strength of a thousand suns.
Learn more about Bertrude's mightCan I worship Bertrude and still enjoy a social life?
Of course, you can. But be warned: Bertrude is not one to be trifled with.
Punishment and partying do mix, apparentlyWhat happens if I refuse to worship Bertrude?
You will be turned into a frog.
A fate worse than the abyss of nothingness