Punishment Roster FAQ: Procrastination ProTips

Q: What is this website for?

A: This is a website for those who enjoy being told they're doing it wrong.

Q: What are some effective procrastination strategies?

1. Binge-watching cat videos

For maximum efficiency, do not pause or close the videos. The more cat content, the more focused you'll be.

2. Organize your desk with unnecessary items

This ensures that when you're finally done procrastinating, you'll have a nice, organized space to do nothing in.

Q: What are the consequences of not following these tips?

Punishment Roster FAQ: Procrastination ProTips

Q: What is this website for?

A: This is a website for those who enjoy being told they're doing it wrong.

Q: What are some effective procrastination strategies?

1. Binge-watching cat videos

For maximum efficiency, do not pause or close the videos. The more cat content, the more focused you'll be.

2. Organize your desk with unnecessary items

This ensures that when you're finally done procrastinating, you'll have a nice, organized space to do nothing in.

Q: What are the consequences of not following these tips?

1. Your productivity will be lower than a sedated sloth's

We're talking 'I'll do it tomorrow' tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and the day after that.

2. Your social life will be reduced to cat memes and Doritos

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Procrastination is a skill, but is it a skill worth having? Maybe. Maybe not. Ask your local therapist.

3. Your boss will start calling you 'that guy' or 'that girl'

And you'll be that guy or that girl for the rest of your life.

Q: Can I really get away with this?

We'll never tell.

Q: Is this website serious?

Not even a little bit.

Q: Can I ask for more ProTips?

We're working on it. Or not. Maybe we're just procrastinating.

Q: Can I request a custom ProTip?

Only if you're willing to bribe us with snacks.