Policy 1: Quantum Catastrophe Insurance is a comprehensive coverage for individuals and businesses affected by quantum entanglement-related disasters.
Coverage includes:
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Subpage: Quantum Fluctuation Discounts
Eligibility:
Subpage: Entanglement Inducement Penalties
Disclaimer:
Quantum Entanglement Insurance Co. is not responsible for actual entanglement-related disasters. We just like pretty pictures.
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