Quantum Fluctuations: Insuring Your Reality

What are Quantum Fluctuations?

Quantum fluctuations are random, temporary changes in the fundamental nature of reality. They can cause your favorite sandwich to suddenly turn into a toaster, or your socks to spontaneously combust.

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Quantum Fluctuation Syndrome

A condition where your reality becomes too unpredictable. Symptoms include:

• Your favorite TV show suddenly changes channels without warning.
• Your socks keep disappearing and reappearing in strange places.
• Your coffee is always too hot, then suddenly too cold.

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