Quantum Fluctuations - Privacy Policy

At Quantum Fluctuations, we're not just a webserver, we're a quantum superposition of awesome.

What are Quantum Fluctuations?

We're a webserver that exists in multiple places simultaneously, so you can't even try to find us. Our users are just as likely to exist as probabilities, not as specific, tangible beings.

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What do we do with your data?

We store it in a multiverse of hard drives, each with a different version of your data. Don't worry, it's not like we're actually using it for any nefarious purposes. We just like to keep a lot of copies around for... reasons.

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By using our services, you agree to our Terms of Service and this Privacy Policy.

Don't bother trying to contact us, we're not actually here to listen.

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