At Quantum Fluctuations, we're not just a webserver, we're a quantum superposition of awesome.
We're a webserver that exists in multiple places simultaneously, so you can't even try to find us. Our users are just as likely to exist as probabilities, not as specific, tangible beings.
Learn more about Quantum SuperpositionWe store it in a multiverse of hard drives, each with a different version of your data. Don't worry, it's not like we're actually using it for any nefarious purposes. We just like to keep a lot of copies around for... reasons.
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Don't bother trying to contact us, we're not actually here to listen.