Random Probability Agency
We're a government agency dedicated to harnessing the inherent randomness of quantum mechanics to inform your life's decisions.
Our team of expert probabilists will help you navigate the uncertain nature of reality.
Services offered include:
- Random number generation for your next lottery ticket purchase
- Uncertainty-based investment advice (because who needs a 401K, anyway?)
- Quantum-inspired relationship guidance (e.g., "Your partner will probably be on the other side of the couch")