Today's special rant: Why does the universe have to be so darn complicated? Like, seriously, can't it just be a nice, simple place for once?
Oh, and another thing, who invented the concept of "relaxing" anyway? Was it just a bunch of people sitting around, going "you know what would be a great idea if we just, like, did nothing for a bit?"
And another thing... (sensing a theme here?) Why are we still using the phrase "another thing" to mean "another thing"? Can't we just call it "another thing" and be done with it?
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