Recently Lost Things: A Page So Vast It'll Make You Question Life Choices

1. That One Sock

Lost: 2022-02-20

Found: Never

Last Seen: On the floor, next to the cat

Current Status: Still MIA

2. The Remote Control

Lost: 2022-02-18

Found: 2022-02-19

Last Seen: On the couch, under the blanket

Current Status: Currently in use, but not really doing anything

3. The Book I Meant to Return

Lost: 2022-02-15

Found: 2022-02-20

Last Seen: On the kitchen table, next to the coffee

Current Status: Returned, but not really read

4. My Keys (again)

Lost: 2022-02-10

Found: 2022-02-12

Last Seen: In the freezer, wrapped in a ziplock

Current Status: Currently being used to open up the ice cream

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Disclaimer: This list may not be exhaustive. In fact, it probably is.

Or at least it's trying to be.