Records & Stats

Welcome to the most comprehensive collection of completely fabricated and utterly useless records and statistics.

Guinness World Record for Eating a Whole Pizza by Yourself

Set by: Bob 'The Binge' McGee in 1987. Time: 7 minutes 32 seconds. Cones of regret: 5.

Most Likely to Get Lost in the Stairwell of a 3-Story Building

Average time spent searching for exit: 3 minutes 14 seconds. Number of bruises sustained: 2.

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