Artificial Bottoms

We're not just talking about any ordinary bottoms. We're talking about Artificial Bottoms, where functionality meets whimsy.

Our Products

• Bottom Bot 5000
• Bottom Bot 9000
• Bottom Bot Pro

Our Bottom Bots are not just any ordinary robot bottoms. They're designed to make you laugh, cry, and question the very fabric of reality.

Our Story

It all started with a simple idea: "What if we took a toaster and a toaster oven and merged them into one?"

And so, the Bottom Bot was born.

From there, it was a slippery slope.

Next thing you know, we're making robot bottoms that can do backflips, play the trombone, and recite the entirety of "War and Peace" in iambic pentameter.

And that's the story of how Artificial Bottoms became a thing.