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Rectaliciousness Cookout

Join us for an evening of unrefined culinary delights!

Cooked to the beat of our own drum, and served with a side of alcoholic beverages.

Featuring the infamous "Dumpster Fire Chili" and "Garbage Panda Wings"!

Events

When: Tonight, at the crack of noon (or whenever we feel like it)

Where: The Rectaliciousness Pit (aka the backyard)

Why: Because why not?!

Related Events

Rectaliciousness Cooking Competition - where our esteemed chef, Balthazar, will attempt to cook a meal using only last night's leftovers.

Rectaliciousness Burrito Bar - where you can build your own burrito using only the finest in recycled ingredients.

© Rectaliciousness Inc. 2023

Terms and Conditions

Disclaimer: We're not actually responsible for the state of your stomach after attending this event.

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