Rectaliciousness Burrito Bar

Where the burritos are as bold as our attitude

Welcome to the most majestic burrito bar in all the land! We serve the boldest, most unyielding burritos you've ever laid eyes on. Or, you know, on your tongue. Our burritos are a force to be reckoned with, like a thousand suns bursting forth in a blaze of flavor and fury.

• Beast Mode Burrito: For those who dare to be bold
• Taco Tuesday Takedown: Because, why not?
• Flavor Bomb Frenzy: Where every bite is a surprise

Or don't.