Pre-Fart Predictors

Welcome to the Pre-Fart Predictors, where we use advanced algorithms and questionable science to predict when you'll let one rip.

Our team of experts (okay, it's just Dave in a basement) uses machine learning and a bunch of fancy math to analyze your eating habits, hydration levels, and overall gut health to give you a 99.9% accurate estimate of when your next fart will occur.

Disclaimer, we're not responsible for any accidents or lost socks.

Or, for that matter, any lost pants.

How it works

1. We collect data on your eating habits (including, but not limited to: pizza consumption, bean intake, and last night's Taco Tuesday)

2. Our algorithms use this data to predict when your gut will reach critical mass and unleash a sonic boom of flatulence.

Learn more about our science.