Today, we're going to discuss the intricacies of Rectaliciousness 101, a subject near and dear to our heart. It's a topic so fascinating, so all-consuming, that we can barely keep our eyes off it.
Let's start with the basics: What is Rectaliciousness, anyway? Is it a feeling? A way of life? A style of cooking? The answer, my friend, is all of the above.
According to our esteemed experts, Rectaliciousness is an art form that requires finesse, a certain je ne qu'il, a certain... rectaliciousness.
For those of you who are just starting out, we recommend beginning with the fundamentals. Read The Rectaliciousness Handbook for a comprehensive guide to getting started.
But don't just stop at the handbook! Oh no, my friends. We have so much more in store for you. Why not try your hand at some Rectaliciousness 101 Exercises to get a feel for the subject? Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try your hand at some Rectaliciousness 101: The Advanced Course?
And for those of you who are feeling particularly... let's say, "rectaliciously" inclined, why not try your hand at The Rectaliciousness Challenge?